Jesus Christ will come back to Earth, but not in his same form; he shall not as easily identifiable, Jesus Christ, not as a man, but as a talented human in which others shall provoke. It will be difficult to tell his gender, but he will be very gifted. He will take over the world, faster than anyone has ever done. He shall return to save us. His name will be Lady Gaga. Some will not believe. Others will be condemned to the fiery pits of hell. And thus the true test of the Bible: does gender, race, or sexuality matter? The answer is no! Those who doubted this will go to hell! Praise the Gaga! Praise her!
Matthew 24:23-28.
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-oker face! P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-oker face!
okay, i repent. now what? tithe?
Whatever you
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