Is it a sin for my wife to use a strap-on on me,would god see it and be all mad at us?

Hawt. Let me know how it goes.
no...
Nope..
LOL damn fireball is kinky
OMFG....u should be ashamed even asking that. What goes in your a*s is NOTHING anyone wants to hear about. But to answer your question...yes, God will smite you with the holiest and largest of strap-on